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Bachelor In Paradise – Episode 5

The FIGHT

Holy aggressiveness! I am ALWAYS team Jordan, but WHOA, that escalated quickly! Any time there is phyiscal touching, neverless a fight, on a reality television show, I’m reminded of all the times watching The Real World! Physical contact means leaving the show and I agree with it. Am I devastated it was Jordan, yes. I wasn’t watching him for his love story, but if that had happened for him, I would have welcomed it with open arms. I love his character. I love his comments and commentary and sarcasm. Jordan is a face of the Bachelor franchise and I hope that this altercation doesn’t tarnish his image. I’m still hoping for the Jordan and Demi LIVE show. haha

Nicole and Clay jumped right back into their flirtiness! I don’t know how long was in between the fight and their togetherness, but it didn’t seem that long! Weird.

Team DYLAN! uggggggh……Hannah. I understand being into multiple guys – that’s the name of the game in the bachelor world. BUT when you’re the bachelorette, you’re not loving on one guy and then on another and sending one of the two home!!!

Rose Ceremony

Demi — Derek
Katie — Chris
Nicole — Clay
Caelynn — Dean
Tayshia — JPJ
Sydney — Mike
Hannah — Dylan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kristina — Blake ?????????

Thank the universe for editing! When Hannah picked Dylan – EVERYONE was so happy!!! WAIT KRISTINA — WHAT THE FUCK!!????!!!?! ummmm Dear Bachelor Producers, Did you pay Kristina EXTRA money to pick him?!!? and WTF Kristina… DO YOU NOT HAVE A HEART?! Why would you do this to Dylan??????? ugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m so mad right now! and I don’t agree with Kristina’s reasoning. I think it is going to cause more drama!

Caitlin arrives

Poor Caitlin – she looks great! So cute. So much hair – but she is arriving after a stressful rose ceremony, and most everyone is coupled up already. Blake is the only option – and thus, she picks him.

Blake – you’re the only person who feels sorry for you! You should be utterly grateful that someone came in and YOU had the opportunity to explain the situation to her.

I love Dylan. He’s so sweet and caring and patient. Everything that you want in a spouse. He stayed the course and Hannah followed through. He, unlike Blake, is very consistent an emotional and upfront with his feelings. I hope that this works out in his favor. I hope Hannah is seeing the truth is in the pudding – and that Dylan is he pudding.

Chris B. — I am older than him! But for some reason, I always think he is older than me! Tayshia thinks JPJ is funny, intelligent and cute. JPJ is head over heels for Tayshia!

Hannah B Arrives

Hannah arrives and after pleasantries with everyone, she ultimately pulls Demi aside. Demi lays it out for Hannah and Hannah is so accepting and visibily happy and proud of Demi. Derek is also very accepting of Demi during this whole situation. I truly feel the connection between the two of them. And although I know that Demi is conflicted AND that she obviously asks for her female companion to come to paradise, I hope that Derek finally has HIS happy ending. He is amazing and caring and good looking – hell, if I wasn’t head over heels in love and married, I’d be sliding into those DMs.. hahahaha

Thanks for stopping by and reading my thoughts!
Christina